24 September 2012

Bad Parking and Random Fun

Though I reserve my other blog, timespassenger.wordpress.com, for parking and other human inadequacies, I'll just post a few recent (and some not terribly recent) shots here.

One of the days bumming around Reno.  Lost $3 and nearly caught lung cancer (can't believe they still allow smoking in these dumps).

This lady was giving me the evil eye when I took the stealth "reverse shot" photo of her after she performed a near perfect Equator parking job (splitting two spots). 

Pippit was happy to have me home (and to be going for a ride) after three weeks without me.

Patiently waiting for my toenail to come back.  My foot modeling career is on hold temporarily.

Not sure what this guy was thinking.   I like how the minivan lady just parked in the narrow spot crooked like nothing's wrong.
Relaxing at my last job (key word: "Last")

Heaven on earth.

Guy parked his trailer basically in the middle of the road, on a corner, no less.  Hillbilly.

The signs say "Motorcycle Parking Only".  SAAD, indeed.

Couple things going on here.  White car has performed the "Heavy Nose" parking job, crossing over into the next space in front.  And the truck (who must be rebelling against the white car) had neglected to pull completely into the spot.  At least he parked crooked enough to draw attention away from the other dumbassness.

Semi truck grocery getter.  Semi intelligent grocery getter.

I studied art (not quality beer appreciation).

Holy Hardrock.

No caption needed.

eyes closed, shaking head slowly.

Limo Leadville style.

5 comments:

  1. Hooray! I LOVE me some parking gone bad shots.

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  2. These are way too infrequent, but that is part of what makes them so great. I took a good picture at the Table Mesa King Soups a few weeks ago that I have been meaning to forward to you.

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  3. nice parking pix...

    BTW when did PBR stop being "broke beer"?

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  4. I've been seeing a lot of, how shall we say, worthwhile photo ops lately, so they may show up here (or Times Passenger) more frequently.

    PBR IS broke beer. I have to be dying of thirst or need to wash out a wound before it touches my body. BTW, thanks for the pbr, Brendon T. after Leadville!

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  5. Dude, buy longer shoes, WTF (I know, then you'll catch a toe on a rock, whatev...)

    Ah yes, parking. I like the "perpendicular parking in 3 spots to grab all the shade". Nah, I didn't want to also park under that tree to keep my car cool, I'll just roast while you cool off.

    About 2/3 of the folks in my complex park over the sidewalk, sometimes nearly blocking it entirely. Also WTF.

    And these people vote.

    You may need to make a submission: http://www.youparklikeanasshole.com/

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